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Usually happens after 11pm on a Saturday night and too many lagers! Arse over tit - Another version of arse over elbow, but a bit more graphic! I often heard people saying something like "I'll have one also". Bang - Nothing to do with your hair - this is a rather unattractive way of describing havingsex.You'd be more likely to hear someone in England ordering a pint oflager! Au fait - Another one of those French expressions that have slipped into the English language. I'd say at the end of reading all this you'd be au fait with the differences between American and English! Always gets a smile from Brits in American hair dressers when they are asked about their bangs.
Bespoke - We say something is bespoke if it has been created especially for someone, in the same way that you say custom. Hence the reason Wendy's Hamburgers has never really taken off in England - who would buy "biggie fries"? For instance you might say that kids would bite your arm off for an ice cream on a sunny day. You may also hear someone shout "blast it", or even "bugger and blast"! It is added to the end of sentences a bit likeand that's it! Applies to building, DIY, programming and most other things. Technically speaking it meanstesticles but is typically used to describe something that is no good (that's bollocks) or that someone is talking rubbish (he's talking bollocks). Or you could say an event went down like a bomb and it would mean that the people really enjoyed it. Bottle - Something you have after twenty pints of lager and a curry. My father was always shouting "bugger" when he was working in the garage or garden. It might also be someone who is down and out, like a tramp.Crap - The same word in both countries - but less rude here. For example, if we get really bad service in a restaurant (oh, you noticed!I loved watching Brits being interviewed on US chat shows and embarrassing the interviewer when they said something was "total crap". ) then we might ask the waiter if it is a DIY restaurant - just to wind them up. You would go to a do if you were going to a party in the UK. Aggro - Short for aggravation, it's the sort of thing you might expect at a football match. There is sometimes aggro in the cities after the pubs shut! - This is used a lot around London and the south to mean, "Hello, how are you"?Anti-clockwise - The first time I said that something had gone anti-clockwise to someone in Texas I got this very funny look. It is used in phrases like "pain in the arse" (a nuisance) or I "can't be arsed" (I can't be bothered) or you might hear something was "a half arsed attempt" meaning that it was not done properly.It simply means counter-clockwise but must sound really strange to you chaps! Arse about face - This means you are doing something back to front. Usually in the advanced stages of drunken stupor, someone would be considered "completely arseholed". As well - You chaps say also when we would say "too" or "as well".
Arse over elbow - This is another way of saying head over heels but is a little more descriptive. For instance if my friend ordered a Miller Lite, I would say "I'll have one as well".Do - If you go into a shop and say "do you do batteries? Do - If you drive along a motorway in the wrong lane the police will do you.You could then tell your friends that you have been done by the police. Doddle - Something that is a doddle is a cinch, it's easy.Sometimes we would get caught and some old bloke would come out and shout "oi clear off you lot". Cobblers - I have heard people say "what a load of cobblers" more than once. Derived from the cockney rhyming slang where Cobblers Awls = Balls! These are basically rhyming words like "butchers hook" which means "look".If you are in London and you hear someone talk about a Septic they are probably talking about you - because it's short for "Septic tank" which equals "yank", which is our word for an American. Codswallop - Another one I heard a lot as a kid - usually when I was making up excuses for how the window got broken or why my dinner was found behind the sofa.They are all a corruption of the oath "God Blind Me". Cram - Before a big exam you would be expected to cram. Daft - My Dad used to call me a daft 'apeth which is short for a daft half penny (in old money). Diddle - To rip someone off or to con someone is to diddle them. Dishy - If someone is a bit of a dish or a bit dishy it means they are attractive or good looking.